If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

Semi-NSFW meme — send me a pairing and a number and I’ll write you a ficlet about one

frommemetoyou:

  1. … grinding up against the other
  2. … moaning the other’s name
  3. … stripping off
  4. … sexting
  5. … giving the other a strip tease
  6. … giving a lap dance
  7. … being drenched whilst wearing white
  8. … leaping into the other’s arms
  9. … confessing a fetish
  10. … pinning the other against a wall
  11. … trying to turn the other on
  12. … successfully turning the other on
  13. … turning the other off
  14. … tying up the other
  15. … spanking the other
  16. … having some “private time” and the other accidentally walking in
  17. … having a “friend” over and the other accidentally interrupting
  18. … flashing the other
  19. having a wet dream and calling the other’s name during it
  20. … bending over seductively to pick something up for the other
  21. … leaving hickeys on the other’s neck
  22. … trying to play footsie with the other during a meeting
  23. … trying to go down on the other, under the table, during dinner
“I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?”
Neil Gaiman, A Study in Emerald (via 00-37)

joannalannister:

       

Ah. The flat mates have returned and are screaming and running up and down the corridor.

gwythara:

when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

mystical-flute:

This casting department tho.

jaclcfrost:

people saying negative things about a character you love that aren’t even constructive criticisms of their character or valid points and are just pointlessly and immaturely rude

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